Sometimes I’d look at a room of 10 enemies I was expected to fight all at once while being pelted with blaster fire say out loud, “Nah, bro” and walk away for a while. Sometimes I’d let out a piercing “WOO!” as I turned a grappling-hook vault into an air dash that literally took me through a Stormtrooper. At the end, you slump into a chair at home and go: “What the hell just happened?”Īt one point in my time with Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t breathe at another, I turned off the game after beating my head against a boss fight for more than 30 minutes, then pointed at my PlayStation 5 and said, “Fuck this, and fuck you,” before storming off to bed in a huff. You and your new obsession cram an entire relationship into a really compressed time frame, and as a result, emotions can run a bit hotter than you’d anticipate. Writing a video game review is a bit like having a whirlwind vacation romance: It all happens so fast, and you absolutely cannot gauge the experience by traditional metrics. ![]() ![]() Now that I’ve gotten the most important part of the review out of the way, let’s get properly started.
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